I Can not Really Find A Nice Name For This One

CUST: "Honey, you aren't actually going to buy into that are you?"
YOU: "Mrs. Jones your husband wants to give your children the great educational benefits available from this money making opportunity. In your opinion do you really feel you want to deprive him of that pleasure and your children of their college education?"

Bob's NOTE: I just said they all worked. I never said I liked or used them all.